Got a note the other day,
when I was done unloading hay.
Microchips are now the way,
They need to chip dispite
what I say.
They'll chip my horse, they'll chip my goat
Chip each and every little shoat
Chips in my cow and in my chicks
To track them if they do get sick
Chip the pony, chip the pig
Chip the livestock small and big
Put a chip in chickens and ducks
So "they" can track when they're put
Chip the turkey, chip the emu,
chip the ram and chip the ewe,
Put a chip into the rooster
Put a chip into the goose-ter
Don't miss the sheep along the way
So they can track them when they stray
Chip them if they bleat or neigh,
if they moo, cheep,
squeal or bray
And when they're done with fish and fowl
Pigs and sheep and goats and cow,
Chip the cats and dogs they say
Bunnies, hamsters, gerbils, Yeah!
Chip 'em no matter what you say,
so they can track them night and day
And when they're done, nothing else to do
They'll mandate to CHIP YOU TOO!